Life Lessons From Barney Fife: The Rumor Season 4 ” It’s not a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear!”

“Well, it’s a whim…Are you gonna question a whim…You question a whim and you take the fun right out of it….”

“It’s not a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear!”- Barney Fife

Original Air Date: 27 April 1964

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Barney Fife’s Mother’s Day Ode To Mrs.Mendlebright “Snoop Snoop, Bulb Snatcher!”

The Andy Griffith Show Episode 104: Up in Barney’s Room


Originally Aired on Dec 2, 1963.  Barney is evicted from his room at Mrs. Mendelbright’s boardinghouse after she catches him cooking chili on his hot plate and proceeds to shove the smoking evidence into her mother’s dresser that came by bus all the way from Ft Lauderdale.

She’s also caught him using a 75 Watt bulb and sleeping with the lights on accusing him of being afraid of the dark…

When he goes back to beg for his room, he learns that Mrs. Mendlebright is being preyed on by a con man, and about to sell her home in order to pool assets with this new suspicious boyfriend, Mr. Fields, whom she plans to marry.

Barney doesn’t trust this guy at all, especially after Mrs Mendlebright withdraws “3600 hundred smackers” to give to that “swindler!”

Andy places a call to the next county sheriff’s office and learns that indeed Mr. Fields is a con man with various aliases. Barney drinks his cider which has now turned hard and gets “gassed”

A) A guy moves into town

2) He has no job….and

C) He wants to marry Mrs Bendlemright!

Barney save Mrs. Mendelbright from financial ruin and all is right with the world again!

A salute to motherhood and mother figures: Here is the saga of Barney Fife and his beloved Mrs. Mendlebright!

“I like you Mrs. Mendlebright”, “I like you too…Barney”

Happy Mother’s Day from MonsterGirl

A Day In The Life of Barney Fife: Barney Tags The Governor’s Car

“I’m no good, I’m no good, hey everybody…Barney Fife is no good!”- Barney Fife


More Life Lessons from Barney Fife : “It’s therapetic!”

From: Barney Mends A Broken Heart

Barney: “You know it’s welling up inside of you, so get it out.

Andy: “I don’t want to talk about it”

Barney: I know you don’t want to but you got to…because it’s therapetic!”

“You been hurt…now you got all that anger and that hatred just boilin’ inside of you making you sick and miserable and you got to get it out…
And the only way to get it out is to talk…it’s therapetic!”


Life Lessons from Barney Fife!

“No more care free hours, no more doin’ what you want, when ever you want. No more peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!”

No More Carefree Hours!- MonsterGirl

Monster Girl’s Quote Of The Day! Barney Fife

“Nip it in the bud!!”

In his own words…………….! M.G.