Life Lessons from Barney Fife -“Mad Worm?”



Barney“You know where most of the karate moves come from?”
Andy- “No”
Barney- “From Animals…”{…} “Guess what animal this is, ready- What is it?”
Andy- “I don’t know”
Barney- “Guess”
Andy- “A worm?”
Barney- “Andy” (Sighs)
Andy- “Well it was wiggly”
Barney- “Andy… this is a deadly animal, vicious… a killer!”
Andy- “A mad worm?”

Stay clear of wiggly mad worms now, ya hear! Your EverLovin’ MonsterGirl

More Life Lessons from Barney Fife! “Suppose He’s a bath tub murderer!”

Aunt Bee’s Invisible Beau-

From Season 5, episode 27 Aired March 16th 1965

You don't know much...

Not a bath tub murderer… just your ever lovin’ monstergirl Joey!

Life Lessons From Barney Fife! “…there are forces loose on this earth…”

“Andy… there are forces loose on this earth that you wouldn’t believe… I tell ya it would make your hair stand on end!”

The Andy Griffith Show-Season 5, Episode 14 –

“Three Wishes for Opie” aired on Dec. 21 1964

Opies Three Wishes, Goober Barney and Floyd
George “Goober Lindsey, Don Knotts as the lovable superstitious deputy Barney Fife and Howard McNear as Floyd Lawson in one of my favorite episodes of The Andy Griffith Show Three Wishes For Opie

Your Everlovin’ MonsterGirl sayin’ watch out for those forces loose on this earth!




Life Lessons From Barney Fife: ‘I Got This Clock in My Stomach’

“Well I happen to have this low sugar blood content, and if I don’t get my lunch by noon I get a headache and I’m no good to anybody.”


It’s a very common thing… clock in the stomach-MonsterGirl

Life Lessons from Barney Fife: Goober and the Art of Love!


“Unless I miss my guess you got yourself a kiss coming up about now!”

Here’s to Barney Fife the eternal lover – MonsterGirl

Life Lessons From Barney Fife: The Rumor Season 4 ” It’s not a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear!”

“Well, it’s a whim…Are you gonna question a whim…You question a whim and you take the fun right out of it….”

“It’s not a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear!”- Barney Fife

Original Air Date: 27 April 1964

MonsterGirl (jogabriel)

Barney Fife’s Mother’s Day Ode To Mrs.Mendlebright “Snoop Snoop, Bulb Snatcher!”

The Andy Griffith Show Episode 104: Up in Barney’s Room


Originally Aired on Dec 2, 1963.  Barney is evicted from his room at Mrs. Mendelbright’s boardinghouse after she catches him cooking chili on his hot plate and proceeds to shove the smoking evidence into her mother’s dresser that came by bus all the way from Ft Lauderdale.

She’s also caught him using a 75 Watt bulb and sleeping with the lights on accusing him of being afraid of the dark…

When he goes back to beg for his room, he learns that Mrs. Mendlebright is being preyed on by a con man, and about to sell her home in order to pool assets with this new suspicious boyfriend, Mr. Fields, whom she plans to marry.

Barney doesn’t trust this guy at all, especially after Mrs Mendlebright withdraws “3600 hundred smackers” to give to that “swindler!”

Andy places a call to the next county sheriff’s office and learns that indeed Mr. Fields is a con man with various aliases. Barney drinks his cider which has now turned hard and gets “gassed”

A) A guy moves into town

2) He has no job….and

C) He wants to marry Mrs Bendlemright!

Barney save Mrs. Mendelbright from financial ruin and all is right with the world again!

A salute to motherhood and mother figures: Here is the saga of Barney Fife and his beloved Mrs. Mendlebright!

“I like you Mrs. Mendlebright”, “I like you too…Barney”

Happy Mother’s Day from MonsterGirl

A Day In The Life of Barney Fife: Barney Tags The Governor’s Car

“I’m no good, I’m no good, hey everybody…Barney Fife is no good!”- Barney Fife


Life Lessons from Barney Fife: from Convicts At Large “Let me guide you into the land of rhythm and pleasure”

From Convicts At Large: Barney and Big Maude

Barney – Lets you and me dance…

Big Maude (Reta Shaw )-You kidden’?
Barney – No, I’m not.

Big Maude – What made you change your mind?
Barney – You’re beginning to get to me
Big Maude – You’re a doll.

Barney – Now now… you just gotta relax, just flow with me, let me guide you into the land of rhythm and pleasure.

More Life Lessons from Barney Fife : “It’s therapetic!”

From: Barney Mends A Broken Heart

Barney: “You know it’s welling up inside of you, so get it out.

Andy: “I don’t want to talk about it”

Barney: I know you don’t want to but you got to…because it’s therapetic!”

“You been hurt…now you got all that anger and that hatred just boilin’ inside of you making you sick and miserable and you got to get it out…
And the only way to get it out is to talk…it’s therapetic!”