A trailer a day keeps the Boogeyman away! The Devil’s Rain (1975)

The Devil’s Rain 1975

Director Robert Fuest creates an atmosphere of nihilism and dread in this classic 70s horror film starring the brawny brow Ernest Borgnine as Jonathon Corbis/Satan, Eddie Albert as Dr. Sam Richards, Ida Lupino as Mrs. Preston, William Shatner as Mark Preston, Keenan Wynn as Sheriff Owens, Tom Skerritt as Tom Preston, Joan Prather as Julie Preston, Woody Chambliss as John and a young John Travolta as Danny.

Set in the American rural landscape a group of Satanists create a legion of eyeless followers who worship a goat-headed devil, and threaten to banish all who disobey to dwell inside a large blown glass bottle, amidst perpetual rain of the woes and tortures of hell upon them. This ‘rain’ has the ability to melt its victims as if they were made out of Play-Doh!

The Preston family has been broken apart by the cult, some of the remaining family members go on a mission to destroy the cult and force their way directly into the pits of this hellish nightmare to wreak revenge upon Mr Goat Head and his legion of empty eye socket devotees.

Perhaps considered laughable at the time, I saw the theatrical release at my local drive-in on Long Island, and am not afraid to admit that  I was scared shitless by the images of the no-eyed victims. Even John Revolta who had just come off the Welcome Back Kotter craze appeared truly terrifying to me at the time. Still does for different reasons not mentioned here…

I just love this film, for its unique, and utterly creepy manifest, with its great cast and an unforgiving campiness that makes it memorable and fun to watch. Borgnine has a streak of sardonic charm in many of his acting roles, so seeing him don the goat horns and the fiendish snout is precious!

“There have been films about earthquakes, airplane disasters, and blazing infernos but there has never been anything like… The Devil’s Rain”

“The 300-year-old search to damn mankind is over…and the towering terror of the devil on earth is now unleashed!”

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A trailer a day keeps the Boogeyman away! Creature With The Atom Brain 1955

Creature With The Atom Brain 1955

An ex-Nazi mad scientist uses radio-controlled atomic-powered zombies in his quest to help an exiled American gangster return to power.

Starring Richard Denning and is Directed by one of my faves Edward L Cahn (It!, The Terror From Outer Space -1958 Invisible Invaders 1959, and The Four Skulls of Jonathon Drake 1959) Story and Screenplay by the great Curt Siodmak (Black Friday 1940, The Wolfman 1941 and I Walk With A Zombie 1943)

SNAP… CRACKLE… POP!!!!!!

“A dead man walks the streets to stalk his prey! So terrifying only screams can describe it!”

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A trailer a day keeps the Boogeyman away! The Dead One aka Blood of the Zombie (1961)

THE DEAD ONE 1961

This obscure film surrounds a voodoo priestess who sends out zombies to bring back live victims for her sacrificial rituals. Also known as Blood of The Zombie! The filmed in vivid colors on location is New Orleans, which makes for a pretty atmospheric landscape for voodoo rituals and zombie making…even on an outre cheap budget!

Written and Directed by Barry Mahon who also brought us The Beast Who Killed Women 1965. Starring John Mckay and real-life wife Linda Ormand of… well…The Dead One 1961 and Monica Davis who had branched out into Test Tube Babies 1948, Rocket Attack USA 1961, The Hookers 1967 and for that ‘Sin in the Suburbs’ pleasure,  The Swap and How They Make It (1966)

” SEE THE VOODOO PRINCESS CALL ON THE DEAD ONES TO KILL! KILL! KILL !”

See… “EXOTIC VOODOO RITUALS!”

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A trailer a day keeps the Boogeyman away! The Reincarnation of Peter Proud (1975)

The Reincarnation of Peter Proud (1975)

Featuring the Original Music by Composer Jerry Goldsmith

I see this is going to be yet another casualty of the remake syndrome that our film culture suffers from. Due out in 2013. Don’t get me wrong, there are certain films that can be faithfully re-imagined by the right director/screenwriter and it could add an element of tribute with a contemporary twist that feeds the palate nicely. Perhaps this will be one of them…we’ll see. For now, let’s say that it… won’t have Margot Kidder, Michael Sarrazin, or the heavenly Jennifer O’Neill. All three actors, 70s staples and fine performers, are engrossing to watch.

Sarrazin (They Shoot Horses, Don’t They, 1969, Frankenstein, The True Story, 1973, The Gumball Rally, 1976) has always struck me as a quasi-urbane/ feral cat, sophisticated yet wildly sexy and untamed, especially with his deeply fluid eyes. And I do love cats!

Yes, I had a huge crush on Michael Sarrazin…I mean, look at those lips!

College professor Peter Proud starts having flashbacks and recurring dreams from a previous life. He begins to become drawn to a place that he has never been to before, yet is so hauntingly and disturbingly familiar. Leaving his girlfriend Nora, played by the sexy Cornelia Sharpe, behind, he goes on a personal mission to find the truth.

Driven by the cosmic forces surrounding his destiny, Peter meets up with his wife, Marcia Curtis (Margot Kidder), from his past incarnation. Somehow, Marcia recognizes in Peter very unique characteristics that are startling to those of her dead husband, Jeff.

Eerily, at times, even the sound of Peter’s voice seems to be that of Jeff’s. The film adds a twist of irony and a strain of incestuous actuality when Peter becomes romantically drawn to Ann Curtis, played by Jennifer O’Neill, the daughter of Jeff and Marcia. Peter’s daughter from a past life…

Recognizing the implications of the nature of Peter and Ann’s relationship, the anxious and melancholy Mrs. Curtis tries to keep the two young lovers away from each other. But…what is the secret behind the death of Jeff Curtis? And what will happen to Peter in the end?

The film is a soft-core 70s journey into the psycho-sexual and an indulgence into mysticism. The preoccupation of the 70s with reincarnation and past lives emerging. Peter Proud is a truly gripping, haunting film directed seamlessly by J. Lee Thompson (The Guns of Navarone 1961, Cape Fear 1962, Eye of the Devil 1966) and written by Max Ehrlich

One of the superb elements of this fine supernatural suspense/horror film is the musical contribution by legendary composer Jerry Goldsmith.

Goldsmith’s original soundtrack adds a powerfully indelible layer to the film, making it one of the most memorable films of the 1970s.

Not only is Jerry Goldsmith ONE of my all-time favorite composers, but he has also had a profound effect on me in terms of inspiration growing up as a young singer/songwriter.

Here, in this film, his work is perhaps one of THE MOST beautifully poignant and heart-wrenching pieces of music I’ve ever heard. A transcendent solemnity and delicately exquisite introspective journey of the soul through longing, silence, and eventually an eternal unknowing that lingers….

I could not find a proper theatrical trailer of The Reincarnation of Peter Proud 1975 anywhere, but I still felt it significant to highlight the film’s score as it does set the tone for Peter’s self-awareness, his journey back in time, and toward re-encountering his true self.

So here is a little something from the film. I hope you watch this version before you go and see the remake slated for 2013.

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A special trailer of the day keeps the Boogeyman away! In honor of Mother’s Day- Psycho (1960)

Psycho 1960

Alfred Hitchcock’s seminal Horror/Thriller/Noir masterpiece transformed the meaning of the word ‘Mother‘ in cinema and devoted it to an entirely new significance. Starring Anthony Perkins as the molly-coddled Norman Bates, who couldn’t even hurt a fly. He runs The Bate’s Motel, while caring for his aged, dominating to the point of suffocating and devouring mother.

Janet Leigh plays Marion Crane, a frustrated office worker in Phoenix Arizona, who is tired of meeting her lover Sam Loomis played by the hunky John Gavin, during her lunch breaks to squeeze in quickies, and who can’t afford to marry her, because he is buried under by alimony payments to his ex-wife.

A woman doomed to a horrible fate for her sexual freedom and being in the wrong place at the right time!

In a fevered moment of revolt, she steals $40,000 that is entrusted to her to deposit in the bank and heads out for Sam’s place in California. Caught in a rain storm, she pulls off the main highway and comes upon The Bates Motel and the very dark and looming house that sits atop the hill overlooking the little motel.

Marion starts out wearing black lace undergarments while in the throws of lust and greed but is transformed in one night by a pang of conscience.

Having stopped at the Bate’s Motel for a respite, she meets the lonely and odd Norman who wants to share his cheese sandwich and a glass of milk, or perhaps his love of taxidermy with Marion. He’s definitely aroused by Marion’s kindness and curves, and that makes ‘mother’ VERY unhappy!

Marion decides to put the money back, symbolically she is adorned in virginal white underwear again…unfortunately for Marion, it’s too late for redemption…She winds up stabbed to death by a butcher while in the shower within the first 20 minutes of the film. It’s one of the most iconic scenes in horror film history that set the pace for slasher films to follow!

Though a stunning moment in film history, there is very little blood.

Killing off a major star at the beginning of a film had not been done before. The audience was also asked not to reveal the ending of the picture.

The scene is not only an iconic one but remains branded in the psyche, for its brutal tone of alienation and its savage simplicity.

During Marion’s murder scene, the camera frames the blood-stained water, draining out of the tub, as Marion’s life force is reckoned so insignificant as to be washed down the rusty pipes forever. The focus is on her one lifeless open eye, staring back at us. A death scene that is memorable… shocking… historically transformative.

Life down the drain…

At this point in our culture, I can’t imagine anyone not knowing the story, or not having used a reference to the Bates Motel or Norman. I still have a fear of small motels off the beaten path, somewhat like how I feared swimming in the ocean after having seen the theatrical release of Jaws in the 70s.

The story is based on Robert Bloch’s novel, and penned for the screen by Outer Limits writer, Joseph Stefano and acts as a sort of composite or embodiment of legendary Serial Killer Ed Gein, Norman remains truly one of the most infamous horror characters in film history for his sympathetic yet terrifying derangement.

The film also stars one of my favorite actresses Vera Miles as Marion’s sister Lila, who does not believe that Marion ever left the Bates Motel. She and Sam Loomis elicit the help of Martin Balsam as Detective Milton Arbogast. With appearances by Lurene Tuttle, the spirited Simon Oakland, and John McIntire.

“I think I must have one of those faces you can’t help believing.”-Norman Bates

“We all go a little mad sometimes” -Norman Bates

 

Happy Mother’s Day – MonsterGirl!

Screaming Mimi 1958 Part II: “The way he looks after her, you’d think a bossom was something unique”

Part II in the series. See also Part 1: Ripper vs Stripper"¦

Screaming Mimi (1958) Part 1: Ripper vs Stripper…

Yolanda splayed out on the stage, ‘the penis rope’ stroking her naked legs, she is captivating and captive!

The character of Joann Gypsy Masters refers to Yolanda as her “my new cupcake,” and proclaims her to be “the greatest thing in the history of nightclub entertainment.

Gypsy Rose Lee..the exotic ecdysiast (Come see what we mean!)  ECDYSIAST-noun: Humorous Origin 1940 coined by U.S. journalist and social critic, H.L Mencken -A striptease performer. ECDYSIS-noun: Zoology-The process of shedding the old skin or the outer cuticle.

Yolanda’s erotic act is presented in a stark black silhouette, her curvacious body supine and defenseless against a backdrop of primal shadow. She begins to pose, her body rhapsodizing and rapturous, in white shredded tatters, her wrists shackled by handcuffs, a slave in bondage to the beat of Red Norvo’s orchestrations. A beautiful captive moving to the rhythm, clinging to a rope, a dangling phallus begging to be gripped by her manacled hands. On the first night of her debut, she catches the eye of ‘night beat’ reporter, the tall and imposing Bill Sweeney who covers the social sewer “everything from who’s playing footsie with who this week, on up to who’s murdering who.”

After Bill introduces himself to Yolanda in her dressing room, Yolanda is attacked once again by a mysterious maniac who slashes her across the belly, in much the same way as an earlier murder committed by the city’s ‘Ripper’ murderer who killed another dancing blonde, Lola Lake.

Devil, Yolanda’s fiercely devoted Great Dane by her side, wards off the attacker, but not before she is injured and sent to the hospital.

In the muffle of voices in the crowd of onlookers at the crime scene, one news reporter says ‘A great dame and a Great Dane!’

 Bill is savvy and has great instinct, although he is drawn to Yolanda physically, he senses that not only is her name phony but there’s too much of a coincidence that she owns the same small statue identical to the one found by the first victim Lola Lane. Of course, the statue is that of the ‘Screaming Mimi‘, a ‘weird-looking dame‘ or ‘the frightened girl’

Even Mac, Bill’s editor tells Bill “You’re getting hot pants for a real story aren’t you junior?” But Bill is on a mission to protect and bed Yolanda and solve the ‘Ripper’ murders. Mac tells him ‘Wear some protection around your gut, at least after dark.’ The scene frames a headline ‘Police Seek Gorilla Man Slayer‘ perhaps this sideline suggests that it is neither strange nor unfamiliar for bizarre crimes to occur in this town.


The film penned for the screen by Robert Blees is as grisly as it is provocative for 1958 theatergoers. Predating Psycho 1960 by two years, the idea of having your belly ripped open or slashed is quite horrific for a decade of films that were supposed to epitomize the American Dream and social moral codes that were stark in contrast to the characters in this story.

Much like Constance Towers’ character of Kelly in Sam Fuller’s Naked Kiss 1964, Kelly tries to run from her past, and relocate to a freshly scrubbed community, only to find that its dark secrets brewing below the surface, just waiting to scorch her for her efforts. Yolanda…in trying to escape her brutal attack and mental breakdown, winds up right in the midst of a very dangerous landscape herself.

Aside from the presence of Red Norvo’s live musical arrangements, the full-of-shade fluidity and dynamic scoring by Mischa Bakaleinikoff ( The Big Heat 1953 Earth vs The Flying Saucer 1956) adds much to the layers of schadenfreude. With additional contributions of stock music by composers, Leonard Bernstein, George Duning, and several others.


You can see traces of the genius of Gerd Oswald’s direction over the camera work in the iconic television sci-fi/philosophical series The Outer Limits. 1963-1965. Aided by the cinematography of Burnett Guffey-

(From Here To Eternity 1953, Birdman of Alcatraz 1962, Bonnie and Clyde 1967) The dark and disturbing Film Noir frames under his direction create an environment where no one seems wholesome, faces are either skewed anonymous or ominous, lecherous, dispirited, melancholy, despairing, pining, or perverted.

Part II

A resounding tremor from a gong cymbal and we’re thrust into the black screen for a brief moment. Suddenly a sea of faces, it’s the audience gazing back at us. Then applause. The lights come up.

Gypsy tells everyone to get up on their feet. “This’ll give us a good chance to empty the ashtrays.” She’s cocky and jovial, sassy and all lit up with sequins and a cheap sort of polished aloofness.

“Sweetie!, the press” She walks over and puts her silver gloved hands behind a brill cream head. Happy she remarks, “Freeload, and they don’t spell our names right, but we love em anyway”
Bill responds, ” I love you two Joanie"¦nice to see you haven’t been raided yet.”

” Yeah,” she crosses her fingers in warding off the very thought then tells Paul the bartender, never give this guy a check"¦.never!

Gypsy goes on to ask Bill, “Dropped in to catch my new cupcake ay? I tell you, Bill, she is the greatest thing in the history of nightclub entertainment”


A nightclub girl comes around selling matches and cigarettes behind Gypsy and Bill and a guy asks her what time she’s getting off.

Suddenly, like a Hawk zeroing in on a predator first, warns him “Uh Uh, don’t touch the candy junior.”
Bill asks where did this chick come from, and Gypsy tells him ‘out of left field.”She walked in here absolutely cold"¦would you like to meet her?” Bill smiles agreeably “Yeah"¦I gotta go to work sooner or later.”


Gypsy grabs Bill’s hand and starts leading him back toward Yolanda’s dressing room.

There are many instances where we see the image of Virginia/Yolanda in a mirror. Is this preparing us for a revelation that she has two very distinct parts of her psyche?

Virginia Wilson gazes at Yolanda Lange in the mirror.

Yolanda is sitting with her legs up on a table, staring at her image in the mirror. Her bare legs are like two strong legs of a stallion. She looks like a goddess awaiting her maidens. A cigarette hangs freely from her right hand. There is a curious gaze she holds, as she handles her hair brushing it slightly away from her face. Her image is static in the mirror framed by brick on either side. Such a soft visage enclosed within a wall with two small lights to light her dressing table. She’s about to sip her drink, when ‘Gypsy’ knocks on the door and calls out her name “Yolanda” “Yes” “I want you to meet a friend of mine"¦Bill Sweeney"¦he does a nightclub column for the Times.” Yolanda says how do you do. Looking pleasantly at the tall man in the doorway.

Bill tells her, “That’s quite an act you have,” She tells him to thank you. Gypsy interrupts, “Boy I thought tonight was the best ever.”She moves around toward Yolanda who is still sitting at her dressing table.

Bill goes to pet the top of Devil, the Great Dane’s head, now present in mid-screen. We hear his low growls. Yolanda tells him, “He doesn’t like to be patted,” She says softly, “Lye down Devil” This dog is slightly more imposing than her first dog Rusty the little terrier.

I think there is not only the relevance of the size of the dog being a sexual compendium fetish, a hint of bestiality but more as symbolic of the change as Yolanda’s inner fears lay open to future jeopardy emerging, materializing as a giant canine id.

She is guarding herself with ‘bigger dogs‘ since the first attack. Also reflecting how her Id has become more mistrustful and aggressive.

“Well, maybe we can have that drink tonight after the show if you’re not too tired,” Joann ‘Gypsy’ hints that she’d like her to say yes. But Yolanda looks on from behind her changing screen…guarded. She says alright, with exhaustion and disdain as if it’s too much effort even to say those few words.

‘Gypsy ‘now turns to Bill and tells him “You could always mention me in that column of yours if there’s any room left over"¦(she laughs a little) at least El Madhouse.” Both are grinning, flashing their mutual abiding smiles of hobnobbing, a faint drift of pleasure and amusement. All the niceties that come with the territory. Bill says “That’s a promise Joannie.”

‘Gypsy’ leaves the dressing room, closing the door. As Bill walks around the room, he asks the question. “Yolanda Lange?”

She answers him softly by repeating her name, but with her accent it sounds like a faint admonishment for questioning such a thing. He asks “Who made up a name like that?” She tells him, “Does it matter?” Still smiling he tells her “Not to me"¦even if your name was Suzy Swartzkapf I’d uh…I’d like to take you out and see what trouble we could find"¦pure research you understand.”

Yolanda looks over at him, divinely stoic, her beautiful lips and dreamy eyes studying him, tilts her head and says, “Of course.” She is still framed by the camera, Bill asks her, “How tall are you, Yolanda?”

She snaps back ” With heels?” A smile crosses her mouth. She will not give an inch yet. But Bill comes back sharper. “With anybody"¦me for instance.”With heels, I’m 5’10” without, I”m 5′ 7.”

“And you’re Norwegian?” She looks downward, and her guard softens a bit, but she doesn’t answer him. He then points his cigarette at her"¦”Swedish” he smiles. She answers him “Originally.” He puts his cigarette out and tells her that nobody could accuse her of talking too much.

She tells him, “I’ve never found it necessary” All the while a subtle violin is courting their little exchange until Bill reaches down to put his cigarette out in the ashtray and finds a statue of the Screaming Mimi in a box. The distant caution of horns tells us something has shifted with this discovery. Devil the dog begins to growl and bark as Bill removes the statue from the tissue-papered box and holds it out in the middle of the screen. It looks like a goddess being struck down by an unseen force. Clutching at her chest. As Bill studies the piece, Devil becomes increasingly agitated.

Devil acts as the primal gatekeeper of Yolanda’s rage and desires to lash out or destroy that which reached out and has destroyed her innocence. Devil seems like a destructive force. He is an extension of Yolanda’s aggressive nature now, and her primal rage. An id with fangs, much like Morbius‘ monster in Forbidden Planet 1956.

Yolanda now tells him to be careful. Bill asks, “Sure…What is it?” She answers, “It’s just a figure” She brushes off the question. He sets it back in its box. “Weird looking dame isn’t she” Yolanda looks distant, Bill continues to probe"¦”Ah, you’ve never worked around here have you?”

She starts to lighten again, “Well ah, just a little bit around.” As she starts to finish her sentence, Dr. Greenwood comes into the dressing room, calling on her, but sees Bill in the room.

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A trailer a day keeps the Boogeyman away! Doctor Death: Seeker of Souls 1973

Doctor Death Seeker of Souls 1973

Dr. Death is television and film actor John Considine who plays the let’s say… ultra-exuberant Doctor.

He’s a thousand-year-old magician who has mastered the art of soul transference. Throughout the film, you’ll hear him exclaiming “Enter that body” as animated as Richard Simmons giving exercise instructions! Filmed at Aldrich Studios, Los Angeles, California. Released in Oct 1973.

In his red satin shirt, Considine would make an excellent SATAN!!!!!!!!

Because of Dr.Death’s power to transplant the soul of one body to another, he is able to possess ANY BODY he wants! 

This exquisitely schlocky film was directed by Eddie Saeta who had been assistant director on such memorable films as Brian’s Song 1971, This Property Condemned 1966, and 20 Million Miles to Earth 1957! Also of interesting note the legendary music producer Berry Gordy not only helped finance the film but directed one of the sequences where Dr. Death is trying to convince a spirit to enter the wife’s body.

The film also stars Barry Coe, Cheryl Miller, Stewart Moss, and Florence Marly

I saw this film years ago on a large box of decrepit VHS tape that I purchased from one of those Indie Video Store bin sales. Actually, I still have that VHS and will probably break it out this weekend and watch it again just to hear him say “Enter that body” It tickled me so much the first time around. I can’t believe how awful it seemed and yet how compelled I was to watch this film. Considine is an interesting actor, but perhaps this time it won’t be as much fun, I”ll let you know!

John Considine from an episode of The Fugitive Season 1

John Considine in The Late Show 1977

Considine is an actor who you’d recognize from numerous television episodes, usually playing a scoundrel, a skunk, or a failed man, but he is always a memorable character, and Dr. Death is perfect for him!

2023-UPDATE: in 202o I had the greatest time meeting Considine at the Chiller Theater Expo in New Jersey. We had a good laugh about his role in Doctor Death, and how people can’t resist quoting the lines from the film to him. Also… he was wearing ALL RED! Even his jaunty cap was red. I thoroughly enjoyed chatting with him, about his days working in television, in particular, what a lovely actor Martin Landau was. Here’s to you Doctor Death!

So If you want to join me this weekend, make some popcorn and laugh your ass off, while saying to yourself, er…hey wait…that’s sort of cool, you’ll scratch your head and won’t be sorry for the 87 minutes it takes. Please LET ME KNOW!

“These Women Have Just Seen Their Doctor.”

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A trailer a day keeps the Boogeyman away! The Brainiac or El barón del terror 1962

The Brainiac or El barón del terror 1962

Picture it…1661 Mexico, the Baron Vitelius of Astara has been sentenced to be burned alive at the stake by the Holy Inquisition of Mexico for witchcraft, necromancy, and crimes against nature!

Behold the papery comet!

But as he stands frying in the flames of justice, as in all good revenge/horror films the Baron swears vengeance against the descendants of the Inquisitors.

Now…300 years later, coinciding with a comet that streaks overhead like a fiery paper cut out in all its glory of early special effectiveness, on the night of the Baron’s execution, he is resurrected as a brain-eating fiend that wreaks havoc and brain-sucking retribution on all the descendants of the Inquisitor. Nothing like a steamy pewter serving dish of fresh brains…yum!

Directed by Chano Urueta and starring Abel Salazar (Curse of The Crying Woman 1963, The Vampire 1957)as the Baron Vitelius/Brainiac. Also starring Ariadna Welter and David Silva. A fabulous Mexican Horror film from the 60s that just sort of stays with you…!

“See horrible and insane killings as the Count turns into a monster and seeks his revenge!”

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A trailer a day keeps the Boogeyman Away! The Pink Angels 1972

The Pink Angels (1972)

Very low-budget gay biker flick – “six rough and tumble motorcyclists meet at the side of an empty highway to plan their adventurous excursion cycling to Los Angeles” …

Directed by Larry G. Brown (The Psychopath 1975) and written by Margaret McPherson. Michael Pataki (Dracula’s Dog, Grave of the Vampire 1974) and Dan Haggerty play bikers! Stars John Alderman as Michael and Tom Basham as David, Robert Biheller as Henry, and Bruce Kimball as Arnold

“The roughest, meanest pack of bikers to come down the road since…the boys in the band!”

“Catch the Pink Angels … if you can!”

Before Priscilla Queen of the Desert!

“What the hell is this?”

“That’s a Maiden Form and it’s mine, now give it back to me!”

“Faggotts ???? !!!!!”

“I love you.”

“What!”

Oh what funzie wunzies!!!!! Tootles Folks! MonsterGirl